“Mail Call”
WARNING
Haiku Comics often pokes fun at the horror film genre and may contain humorous drawings of nudity and violence not suitable for children or the workplace.
By Nathan Olsen & Robert Olsen
Haiku Comics often pokes fun at the horror film genre and may contain humorous drawings of nudity and violence not suitable for children or the workplace.
Comments (23)
Haha. Awesome. “not as advertised” is a great punchline.
Damn! Where can i order one of those!?
–J/Metro
Either by replying to one of the ads in the back of Gravedigger’s Monthly or by ordering one of those DIY kits they sell at hobby stores.
Just try not to get glue all over the place if you try to build your own.
I blame the delivery guy. Next time, pay better attention to the “This End Up” sign.
I didn’t know you could still request a “mail order bride”…waitaminute, that looks like the chick I made for Frank. I always wondered what happened to her. Now tell me I don’t do good work, I mean she’s really put together. Looks like she’s been working out, too.
And I can not buy t-shirts why?
T-shirts are in the works. We’re currently putting together the infrastructure necessary to start selling books and merchandise. What kind of t-shirt were you hoping for?
Ha! I see what you did there. Mail Order BRIDE? EH? Get it? Made me laugh, and what can that guy possibly complain about?
Well, unless the poor fellow is into asphyxiophilia he may not be enjoying the situation as much as you might think.
I dunno. A super-hot girl is touching him. Sure, she’s an angry reanimated corpse but whatcha gonna do? I mean, no one is perfect.
Anyway, thanks for all the great feedback Jessica — glad you enjoyed flipping through the archives. :)
Yay :) Jessica got the joke. Now I can quit crowing as this is the last comic that I had anything to do with. Face it, considering the booze, not too shabby.
Great work guys :)
this is what happens when you shop bargain basement ads online. you couldn’t exactly call this scratch and dent sale.
I’m a bit disappointed. I just clicked on an ad for this comic; I was expecting a bit more unicorn and a bit less zombie/murder/cannibalism. The haiku’s are nice.
Sorry Thomas. Although the ad does say “Vampires, Zombies, Killers …. Unicorns”
Oh yeah, sure — what have you got to be upset about? He likes the haikus.
Sorry that we weren’t able to live up to your expectations, Thomas. But, I mean, really? More unicorns? Okay, okay — fine. Here’s a unicorn for you.
No, NO, PLEASE! NOT the UNICORN and glittery rainbow again!
ARGHHH!! MYEYES! MY EYES!!
darn…was hoping for a zombie eating a unicorn…or maybe a unicorn eating a zombie???
Now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about!
I drew a zombie unicorn for someone at the convention last weekend.
A zombie unicorn…sort of an oxymoron. I love it! Now there’s a strip I’d like to see.
Okay, so she’s cranky after a long trip and she may be filled with murderous rage and hate. I think he can build on that. For a reanimated undead type, she’s kind of smokin’ hot, especially for a guy like that. I’m not sure if he’ll do much better. She’s a natch to be a dominatrix, if he’s into that.
Bride of Frankenstein’s genitalia. The list goes on and on.
Ah, this must be a product of Japan.
2nd comment on your site. Love your work!