“Dessert”
WARNING
Haiku Comics often pokes fun at the horror film genre and may contain humorous drawings of nudity and violence not suitable for children or the workplace.
By Nathan Olsen & Robert Olsen
Haiku Comics often pokes fun at the horror film genre and may contain humorous drawings of nudity and violence not suitable for children or the workplace.
Comments (15)
Oh sure, take it out on the poor little annoying chihuahua. I say they should have tossed the heiress with the attitude to the zombie hordes instead. No brains to eat. Looking forward to see where this story line might lead.
I think at that particular moment the dog was the greater annoyance. Besides, they can’t kill off the hot chick until after the nude scene.
Anyway, thanks for being so generous with your feedback. I’m glad to hear that you’re enjoying the comic.
Wait a minute….did somebody say nude scene?
I just hope it’s better than this one.
Still gives me nightmares. Thanks a lot, guys!
–J/Metro
Not sure why that one bothers people. I mean it had more naked breasts than you’ve probably ever seen in a comic panel.
Jonny, you’ve been a patient man. Your reward.
Ring-a-ding-ding!
Thanks for the heads up via e-mail. Now THAT’S what I call service!
–J/Metro
Well, there goes a perfectly good scene blown. I mean really, I was just about to write the Zombie Peeping Tom strip too.
Oh, we still can. I have a feeling that readers who enjoy this particular theme won’t object to us repeating it.
Object? Hell, I’m thinking about making it my wallpaper!
I’d even offer to buy the original art, if my wife wouldn’t kill me for it.
But hey, when I’m a dead guy, you can make a Haiku about it.
Everything works out in the end.
–J/Metro
Exactly why they threw the dog.
Alright, alright, I’ll be patient; chihauhau snack, the hot chick nude scene, then heiress gets fed to the zombies. Hmm, okay, there’s something to look forward to….Hey, when did the party guy from the former room wreckage strip grow all those…he didn’t have…was he? …aw, nevermind.
The comments for that strip tell the story.
I’m afraid that I am a little to blame for the Man Of A Thousand Breasts…
–J/Metro
OH NO No no, we are not looking for blame here, please, accept the praise. If not for the revised version with The Man of a Thousand Breasts we might never have had our voyueristic zombie shower scene, thank you, (insert whatever god you wish to use here). Wasn’t that delightful? In fact, why AREN’T there more ZSSs in zombie horror movies? (insert whatever god you wish to use here) knows, they could use them.
Okay, with Robert here and us enjoying some libations and I am getting caught up with the comic…
I have to say that I am a little dismayed that you guys killed off Gitzy in the first strip featuring members of my family :)
Of course…All depictions in this strip are fictions, no reference to anyone living, dead or undead is intended.