By Nathan Olsen & Robert Olsen

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  1. As the guy responsible for all the visuals in this strip, I decided that Haiku Comics just didn’t have enough wang. So, here you go — more wang.

    Mission accomplished.

    • Unfortunately, I don’t believe the lampshade is currently in production. However, you could always make one yourself.

      I believe there are instructions on Craftster.

    • I will admit, the idea that me drawing a couple of half circles might make some people uncomfortable sort of made giggle while I was drawing this one.

      Besides, now I don’t feel so guilty about next weeks strips.

  2. Damn…I’d like to see an alien get drunk and wear THAT lampshade on his head!

    –J/Metro

    P.S. We’ve seen ‘wang’, as you so poetically put it. Now how about some lady parts?

        • I grew up in Long Beach, remember? I welcome any fans who may be a part of the LGBT community and I am not above a little pandering now and then.

          After giving it some thought, I decided strip still needed more lady parts.

          By the way — since posting this? Our traffic has sky rocketed. Lithuanians in particular seem to love this stuff. I think we’ve finally found our niche: Transgendered Hentai Horror Parody Haiku Comics.

          • Maybe the new ad should read:
            Haiku Comics — Now with 50% more wang and 800% more breasts, without losing any of the bloodshed you’ve come to expect and enjoy!

          • I just kept laughing harder and harder after each design! Were you drinking tequilla?! What a riot!

          • I wish I could say I was under the influence of alcohol, but the sad fact is that I come up with that sort of stuff completely sober.

            I think I need to make a larger scale version and release it as a desktop wallpaper.

          • Wait, if you do that then people might think we are legitimate or something. I mean only real web comics put out wallpapers. Next thing you know we’ll have to go to a convention or something :p

  3. I think you’re right, Yacine. Creepy. Also creepy are the “MORE LADYPARTS” revamps, actually just the second one. i think there are, i daresay, TOO MANY BREASTS. And I was briefly scandalized by that first panel, but your perspective was just too good!

    • i think it’s just reacting to motion…the guy jumped, it flew down then up again as he’s landing on his feet? ;-)

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