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Haiku Comics often pokes fun at the horror film genre and may contain humorous drawings of nudity and violence not suitable for children or the workplace.
by Nathan Olsen & Robert Olsen
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Haiku Comics often pokes fun at the horror film genre and may contain humorous drawings of nudity and violence not suitable for children or the workplace.
As the guy responsible for all the visuals in this strip, I decided that Haiku Comics just didn’t have enough wang. So, here you go — more wang.
Mission accomplished.
Where can one purchase such a lampshade?
Unfortunately, I don’t believe the lampshade is currently in production. However, you could always make one yourself.
I believe there are instructions on Craftster.
Everybody Wang-Hung tonight…that was one hell of a party!
Maybe a little too much wang? idk
I will admit, the idea that me drawing a couple of half circles might make some people uncomfortable sort of made giggle while I was drawing this one.
Besides, now I don’t feel so guilty about next weeks strips.
one can only wonder…heh!
Damn…I’d like to see an alien get drunk and wear THAT lampshade on his head!
–J/Metro
P.S. We’ve seen ‘wang’, as you so poetically put it. Now how about some lady parts?
No problem! Here you go: Lady parts!
Hmmm…For some reason I can’t help but think about that old tale “The Monkey’s Paw.”
Why is that?
–J/Metro
Great, now my brother is drawing she-males
I grew up in Long Beach, remember? I welcome any fans who may be a part of the LGBT community and I am not above a little pandering now and then.
After giving it some thought, I decided strip still needed more lady parts.
By the way — since posting this? Our traffic has sky rocketed. Lithuanians in particular seem to love this stuff. I think we’ve finally found our niche: Transgendered Hentai Horror Parody Haiku Comics.
Don’t you have a trip to get ready for?
Good lord! That puts Total Recall to shame…
–J/Metro
Maybe the new ad should read:
Haiku Comics — Now with 50% more wang and 800% more breasts, without losing any of the bloodshed you’ve come to expect and enjoy!
I just kept laughing harder and harder after each design! Were you drinking tequilla?! What a riot!
I’ve decided you are having WAY too much fun with “parts” LOL!!
I wish I could say I was under the influence of alcohol, but the sad fact is that I come up with that sort of stuff completely sober.
I think I need to make a larger scale version and release it as a desktop wallpaper.
Wait, if you do that then people might think we are legitimate or something. I mean only real web comics put out wallpapers. Next thing you know we’ll have to go to a convention or something :p
I was briefly scandalized.
I would like more Cow Bell….. I just gotta have more Cow Bell!!!!
Anyone? Bueller?
Is it just me, or is that lampshade giving him an erection?
I think you’re right, Yacine. Creepy. Also creepy are the “MORE LADYPARTS” revamps, actually just the second one. i think there are, i daresay, TOO MANY BREASTS. And I was briefly scandalized by that first panel, but your perspective was just too good!
It kind of looks like the guy is… reacting a certain way to seeing the disembodied head.
i think it’s just reacting to motion…the guy jumped, it flew down then up again as he’s landing on his feet? ;-)