“AB Negative”
WARNING
Haiku Comics often pokes fun at the horror film genre and may contain humorous drawings of nudity and violence not suitable for children or the workplace.
By Nathan Olsen & Robert Olsen
Haiku Comics often pokes fun at the horror film genre and may contain humorous drawings of nudity and violence not suitable for children or the workplace.
Comments (9)
So, can the vampires only order blood types off of the menu (O Negative, AB Positive, etc.), or do they have specials for more discerning tastes? I mean, can Drac walk in there and order a bottle of Parisian Whore or Virginal Librarian?
See? Your comic really gets the old thinker working overtime…
–J/Metro
I suppose it depends on what they’ve got in stock down in the cellar.
Alas, the older vintages really don’t hold their value.
It would depend on the class of restaurant / club. I mean let’s face it, even the seedy places will probably stock Parisian Whore, but only your top end places would offer Virginal Librarian. And imagine the price for Virginal Cheerleader or Non-Virginal Geek.
You’re absolutely right. I mean, who among us wouldn’t drop a pretty penny for a little taste of Virginal Librarian?
Genius. This reminds me of the quality of illustrations of the “Addams Family” comic strips back in the day that New Yorker Magazine featured.
Thanks, Steve!
Now you just need to convince the New Yorker of that. Get to work! :D
Are you supposed to do the same hoity-toity, swirling-sniffing-swishing-spitting routine at a vampire wine tasting? Or do you just slurp it down?
Imagine the excitement. Popping the cork on a newly aquired bottle of abducted insurance agent must be a scream. I really savored the doomed anticipation at the end of this strip.
Drink Me.