By Nathan Olsen & Robert Olsen

Comments (9)

  1. So, can the vampires only order blood types off of the menu (O Negative, AB Positive, etc.), or do they have specials for more discerning tastes? I mean, can Drac walk in there and order a bottle of Parisian Whore or Virginal Librarian?

    See? Your comic really gets the old thinker working overtime…


    • It would depend on the class of restaurant / club. I mean let’s face it, even the seedy places will probably stock Parisian Whore, but only your top end places would offer Virginal Librarian. And imagine the price for Virginal Cheerleader or Non-Virginal Geek.

  2. Genius. This reminds me of the quality of illustrations of the “Addams Family” comic strips back in the day that New Yorker Magazine featured.

  3. Imagine the excitement. Popping the cork on a newly aquired bottle of abducted insurance agent must be a scream. I really savored the doomed anticipation at the end of this strip.

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