Man those troll things are creepy. They scared me when I was a kid, they scare me now.
Nonsense, this looks like a perfectly fine group of intelligent and considerate friends our cannibalistic Julia Childs has invited over for a kiddie treat. Infact, I’ve seen some of these fine fellows before, somewhere, long ago. This seems like it’s going to be a grand and wonderful party.
Oh my, how unfortunate, the guest of honor has gone AWOL and is off her meds. This just gets better and better.
Wow…Wild Thing junk.
I’m pretty sure that wasn’t in the Maurice Sendak version.
Where the Wild Wangs Are?
Wow, I just noticed the wang. The troll vag won’t stop staring at me. I think it’s smiling.
Oh sure, there can be an army of demons with countless “WINGS”, but it’s the “WANGS” (and…vaggies) that get all the press.
While everyone is so busy worrying about the wings and the wangs and the vags, the Wolf is going to eat everybody!
Just for the record, the politically correct term, I believe, is “lady parts.”
So vagoo and camel toe are right out?
I’m not sure — you might want to get in touch with your local chapter of NOW and get their input. They would probably be happy to clear up any confusion.
If it helps at all, I am pretty sure that “camel toe” is used more to describe a condition — like “muffin top” — than as an actual anatomical reference.
Yeah, I tried calling NOW. They mentioned something about a restraining order if I didn’t stop bothering them.
According to Grey’s Anatomy, the current hip term is va-jay-jay.
So, this is what it has come to; seeking anatomical definitions from a televison sitcom/soap opera? We, within the non compos mentis scienific medical theatre, consider ourselves above these vulgar expressions. We prefer the more clinical terminologies such as…well, actually, we don’t talk about “it” much. We leave that to the gynecologists. Especially when it comes to children’s books’ fantasy flesh-eating characters.
What’s the appropriate wine for a Wild Thing to bring?
And what’s with the Troll’s goat in bondage?
What kind of party is this?
Perhaps the goat is the appetiser.
Troll genitalia now.