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“Can’t Win”
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Comments (11)
Oh, no! This can’t be the end of everyone’s favorite amputee clown!
–J/Metro
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Guess it’s three strikes and your out!
I was wanting eye patches, hair implants, mechanical heart, the 6 Billion Dollar Clown. lol
It almost went that way. And besides, who says it still can’t?
It’s all good. Clowns are creepy as hell anyway. :3
Yegads, that’s harsh; fried clown on a stick?… But Julie’s right, Clowns are creepy as Hell anyway…so c’mon, resurrect the easily distracted, amputee clown, by popular demand, for yet another act. I mean the poor fellow has survived chainsaws and a tank full of sharks, what’s a little electrical shock? With charred remains, possibly faceless, more new limbs, oh this just gets better and better. If a doctor is neededed, I specialize in cybornetics.
A deathmatch between Zombie Baby and Zombie Clown would be interesting.
Sparky the Clown? Stumpy the Clown? Does he have a name? I think he could be called Ooopsy the Clown given all his accidents.
NO! Wait! GIMPY THE CLOWN!! That clown name combines the right balance of accuracty, gallows humor and bad taste I think we all crave!
that third panel is black comedy gold.
comedy oil?
Check out the pretty girls, get angry at the pretty girls, anything to do with pretty girls, the clown can’t win.