HAHAHA!! Not sure which part of this I love best! took a bit to figure out what potus was checkin out…too slow…LOL!!!
That alien on the left?
What a dickhead.
Is.. is that a dickhat?
What? Us cater to the lowest common denominator? NEVAH!
you guys going to market dickhats at APE?!?!?
Who are we to judge? Sure, they may behave oddly, but this is a race that has mastered space and time. They move freely among the stars, exploring new worlds and new civilizations. Theirs is an intelligence so advanced that humanity couldn’t hope grasp the subtle intricacies of their culture and dress.
But still, yeah, you’ve gotta wonder.
no teeny weenie there! that alien is HUNG!!!…(or faking it!)
maybe that’s why he get to wear the big kahoona’s hat? talk about status symbols. now have a good look at his staff….the big weenie with all his little weenies all around
Well, you know what they say about aliens who dart about the galaxy wearing big dick head gear; they’re probably compensating for inadequacies elsewhere. I bet it crusies around in a oversized mothership too. Is that a side arm disinegrater in its pocket or is it just happy to see an attractive terrestrial? Always glad to see when the…”things” are back in town. Would explain why it’s not going so smooth in D.C. right now.
Guys, that crank call is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
Which is the name of this alien race, Dicktorians?
We do not seem so different to them. Their boss is the bigger dick possible.
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