WARNING
Haiku Comics often pokes fun at the horror film genre and may contain humorous drawings of nudity and violence not suitable for children or the workplace.
By Nathan Olsen & Robert Olsen
Haiku Comics often pokes fun at the horror film genre and may contain humorous drawings of nudity and violence not suitable for children or the workplace.
Comments (8)
Never think to catch a ball with your noodle, it might leave a bad impression on your mind. The T-Shirts are terrific!
Well, if that is England depicted in the strip, they wouldn’t have to worry about touching the ball.
Sigh.
Well, that was kind of the point :p
In case anybody was wondering, yes, that was Zombie Head that took out Kendrick Perkins the other night too.
This sounds like nitpicking, but… I’m only counting 6 syllables in the second line. Are you pronouncing “toward” as “to-ward” maybe?
And what sort of silly people name a game “Football” when you actually use your feet on the ball; You’re supposed to save that name for a game where you carry the ball in your hands. That makes much more sense. :P
Actually, yes, we are pronouncing it to-ward, but that is because the dictionary says to :) http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/toward or http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/toward. I pretty much look up every word that I use in a haiku. Can I make mistakes, sure. But I’m pretty confident this time :)
Sure, in the eyes of some, Haiku Comics might be a crass and vile comic strip with little redeeming value — but I say that those narrow-minded individuals overlook how much we contribute to the educating the public about the fucked up nature of the English language.
I mean, I’m not saying that they aren’t right otherwise, but at least we have that.
LOL….anguished english