Damn. Santa Claus could conquer the martians, but he was no match for the zombie hoard!
Waitaminute…so you’re tellin’ me that the big fat man, with the long white beard, fallen as zombie prey, could come back as a walking ravenous corpse in a furry red (bloody) suit? Go from being Jolly Old Saint Nick to the brain eating Evil Dead?! This has horrifying ramifications; the guy who can stealthy break into any home on the planet, magically slip pass any home security system, drop down any open chimneys, can move thru a whole house in the blink of an eye. Gasp! No anti-zombie fortress will be safe!
ROFLMAO!! horrendous thought!!!