“Tis The Season”

Waitaminute…so you’re tellin’ me that the big fat man, with the long white beard, fallen as zombie prey, could come back as a walking ravenous corpse in a furry red (bloody) suit? Go from being Jolly Old Saint Nick to the brain eating Evil Dead?! This has horrifying ramifications; the guy who can stealthy break into any home on the planet, magically slip pass any home security system, drop down any open chimneys, can move thru a whole house in the blink of an eye. Gasp! No anti-zombie fortress will be safe!