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WARNING
Haiku Comics often pokes fun at the horror film genre and may contain humorous drawings of nudity and violence not suitable for children or the workplace.
By Nathan Olsen & Robert Olsen
Haiku Comics often pokes fun at the horror film genre and may contain humorous drawings of nudity and violence not suitable for children or the workplace.
Comments (16)
Oh my goodness, there are just so many wonderful possibilities for horrific catastrophic disaster here; mutant squirrels, a chemically dependent psycho female, a starving paranoid youth, the ingested property damage, no bread crumbs, wives 100s of miles away, and not a single zombie in sight?! The suspense is so intense. Of course, we all know there is no predicting the outcome of this updated retelling, and we must wait for another mere morsel in this cannibalistic saga until next week? It’s all so deliciously unbearable.
Man, that evil Betty Crocker of the Fairy Tale world has a sweet crib…
This is like one of those new Pop Tarts commercials.
On acid.
–J/Metro
I’m gonna go w/ J/Metro’s comment…
Smart move. We did the same thing — Jonny’s got a quote on the back of the new Haiku Comics book. :D
What what what…..?
What’s the quote?
I can honestly say that I have never felt so honored!
–J/Metro
Read it for yourself.
…must…have…one…
heck, we could even pretend that the maniacal dapper dan on the back cover might even be mr metro himself!!
Sorry, that’s the serial killer.
Ehh…is there really THAT big of a difference?
By the way…I can’t make it to A.P.E., but I’ll pay DOUBLE the price for a copy!! That’s damn near 200% of the asking price!
I’m sure there is a way we can work a copy to you at the normal price. Although double does sound pretty good :)
Thanks, Robert.
You’ve got my e-mail address, drop me a line with any needed information (how to make payment, etc.), and I’ll give you my terrestrial coordinates.
That’s how we geeks say “address”.
–J/Metro
No worries. I don’t even have the books yet (Nathan has them) so when he comes up for APE, I’ll make sure to hold one out for you and we will get in touch.
Hey, us mad scientist enjoy a good comic book read. Is it possible I could obtain a mythical copy as well, or are these demented bounds of literature far too scarce to share?
If we sell all the books before we go to the convention, we’ll have nothing to sell at the convention. And the convention gives us the opportunity to convert more fans so, unfortunately, no, we can’t sell these book now.
If we sell out, we will print more.
Yeesss, that’s right, don’t give them too much…at first…that’s how it begins; a small group of convention curiousity seekers are lured in and become infected, then more of the insidious substance is manufactured in dark secret labs. Further and further it spreads until the WHOLE WORLD is swarming with HAIKU COMIC books…BAH HAA HAa ha ha….
Aw c’mon, it’s the first really good evil plan for world domination I’ve been able to come up with in a while.