By Nathan Olsen & Robert Olsen

Place Your Bets

Look, we all know this house’s history, right? It’s just a matter of time before one of our young protagonists bites the dust, so I thought it might be fun to give you all the chance to guess the house’s first victim. Julie has already thrown down the gauntlet in the comments section for today’s comic — she thinks it will be the quarterback. Think she’s got it all wrong? Click on the poll below to add your two cents.

The Dare II: Who Dies First?

  • The Rebel (27%, 3 Votes)
  • The Mathlete (27%, 3 Votes)
  • The Quarterback (18%, 2 Votes)
  • The Girl Next Door (18%, 2 Votes)
  • The Cheerleader (9%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 11

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If you really want to make things interesting? Leave a comment and tell us who dies second, third, fourth and — well, do you think anyone will make it out alive? Get them all right and you’ll be our new best friend come football season.

Comments (13)

  1. I’m going to guess the Cheerleader is the first to die, followed closely by the Quarterback, then the Rebel, and finally the Mathlete…leaving the Girl Next Door as the proverbial Last Girl Standing. Unless, of course, the Girl Next Door drops trou for the Mathlete, or smokes a little reefer with the rebel, in which case she’s already as good as dead.

    See? Sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll really ARE bad for you.

  2. I don’t think any of them are going to die. But that’s just my guess. I mean, it’s just a house, right? What could happen in a house? Or am I the only one who thinks it would be funny as hell to run this for a month and not kill anyone? :)

  3. I’m sure someone has a red shirt on…and I’m betting that some of the peeps do the do…I’m just hoping for a non-graphic sex scene since our kids are reading these! LOL! I voted for the Mathlete to go first…btw, LOVE how you drew this one Nathan! And, yes, Bob, that would be pretty funny!

  4. I also immediately thought “who’s the Redshirt here. . .” They can’t kill the Cheerleader or Quarterback till the end, we have to have lots of time to hate them first, and the Mathlete is obviously the hero. Gotta be the less pretty girl in the back.

  5. I think the nun-chuks didn’t show up until AD&D and their insane Oriental Adventures additions. They could have been earlier though. Yeah, I’m a nerd, sue me :p

  6. you figure one of the girls will be the final survivor in case a sequel is done, chick in a remake is always a good draw. the rebel will be the first to go showing that he is a good guy after all, probably telling of an undying love for one of the girls. mmm..too many horror flicks?

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