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Haiku Comics often pokes fun at the horror film genre and may contain humorous drawings of nudity and violence not suitable for children or the workplace.
By Nathan Olsen & Robert Olsen
Haiku Comics often pokes fun at the horror film genre and may contain humorous drawings of nudity and violence not suitable for children or the workplace.
Comments (9)
I can’t imagine anything more frightening than elderly Zombies.
maybe elderly zombies would only gum you to death?!? that is a funny thought! LOL
oh wow, I can see them now trying to crack the bones to suck out the marrow.
I’m just wondering if they would raise their zombie fists and tell the newly raised zombies to get off their coffins.
They would probably lure you in with a big clump of hard candy, and then grow furious when their dentures got stuck in your trachea.
It’s all fun and games until one of them rips off their own leg and beats you to death with their solid steel replacement hip.
I hear that if you want to live, it’s best to avoid Denny’s during the Early Bird Special, and any place that happens to be playing reruns of Matlock and Murder She Wrote.
I guess old people are already zombies in a way.
They movie wicked slow and moan about those damn kids.
J/Metro…add the Golden Girls to that list…LOL