Your sister, Jeanyce, bought you a copy of our book for your birthday. Unfortunately, it’s going to be late. This is why.
I’ve got to say, my brother writes pretty good haiku for a zombie.
Brrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaains.
Your sister, Jeanyce, bought you a copy of our book for your birthday. Unfortunately, it’s going to be late. This is why.
I’ve got to say, my brother writes pretty good haiku for a zombie.
Brrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaains.
My brother discovered a hidden stash of the Haiku Comics book collection. There are only 5 of them, each individually signed and numbered. When they are gone? They are gone forever.

Hi all. Just a reminder that the Zombie Buffet t-shirt is still in pre-sales. Currently pre-sales are set to end on March 31st, but a little bird whispered to me (as I held him in my fist, forcing him to talk) that pre-sales will probably continue through the weekend in celebration of WonderCon being held in San Francisco. So order your shirt now and receive $3 off the final price.
If you missed my post earlier this week, I’ve been sick the last few days and decided to give myself a bit of a break and rest up. Apparently, my brother got a bit anxious about the lengthy delay in our comics publishing schedule and decided to take matters into his own hands.
Anyway, it looked like fun. So, I decided to turn the tables and appropriate/steal some of Robert’s lines from past strips to build the haiku for today’s comic. Line one comes from the end of The Dare II, line two comes from Zombie Dating Guide and line three comes from Haiku One.
I’m feeling much better now, guys. Thanks for your patience. More comics on the way!
-phone ring- “ACHOO!! Hello?”
Bob: Damn, Nathan you sound like crap. When are you getting the next comic up?
Nathan: You’re right, I do feel like crap, thanks for asking. No, no, don’t worry if I’m dying, just worry about the next comic.
Bob: Are you dying? Cause if not, when’s the next comic?
Nathan: Go away. I feel like crap, can’t breathe through the stuffiness, my head feels like it’s about to explode, and I ran out of Nyquil.
Bob: So, the comic is coming out tomorrow then?
-click-
Bob: Hello? Nathan?
So yeah, Nathan still isn’t feeling good, so of course during my drunken binge on St. Patrick’s Day, I came up with a great idea. I’d do the comic. Sure, we all know I can’t draw, but damn it, I can plagiarize his work, so that’s what I did. All of today’s panels come from previous comics that Nathan drew. The first panel is from Fresh Bait – panel 2, the second panel is from Party Games – panel 2, while the final panel is from AB Negative – panel 3. However, the haiku itself is completely new. So I hope you enjoy this little foray into blatantly stealing from my brother, but this wouldn’t be necessary if he would just suck it up. So will there be an actual new comic tomorrow or this weekend? Not sure, but I’ll make sure to call him again :)
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