Spiked: Part One

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  • Evil Dr. Zenwatt
    Evil Dr. Zenwatt

    Oh ho, no good can come of this. I feel a harsh saga of revenge and horror coming on. Oh, goody.

  • J/Metro
    J/Metro

    I believe the real question is…

    …Where do these people work that they’re allowed to keep *beer* stocked in the company fridge? And where can I pick up an application?

    –J/Metro

    • Robert
      Robert

      What? You don’t stock beer in your fridge at work? Strange.

    • Nathan
      Nathan

      You’d be surprised. I’ve been in many advertising agencies that kept their fridges stocked with booze. It was a common ritual to break them out during late night work sessions, Friday afternoon celebrations, etc. How else do you keep people from quitting after working them 12-15 hours a day?

      Apparently, science labs aren’t much different.

      • J/Metro
        J/Metro

        Damn…if I could convert the cash safe into a mini bar, my meaningless retail office position probably would not be so painful.

        –J/Metro

  • Rebecca
    Rebecca

    note to self…get cool new job that allows toasting to get a job done

  • Erica
    Erica

    i’m totally missing out — no beer in the fridge at the chem lab where i work!

    • Nathan
      Nathan

      Damn it! And we would have gotten away with this ridiculous plot if it wasn’t for you meddlesome scientists!

      • Evil Dr. Zenwatt
        Evil Dr. Zenwatt

        But isn’t this a caustionary tale as to why “office fridges” should NOT be stocked with intoxicating beverages, that can be callously commandeered by corrupt co-workers, leading to the offended rightful owner tainting the said “Beer” with a crazied mutant inducing formula trap? I’m just saying…

        • Nathan
          Nathan

          Uh, yeah, that’s it. We’re just trying to protect all of you from making bad choices. See? This is what happens when you drink!

          Now, go to church and pray for your soul.

    • Rebecca
      Rebecca

      you could always ADD the beer to your fridge, erica ;-)

  • Jessica White
    Jessica White

    Whatever is in the beer, the party folks totally deserve what is coming. Stealing marked food stuffs is the ultimate crime.

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