Fairy Tales: Part Five

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  • Julie
    Julie

    Man those troll things are creepy. They scared me when I was a kid, they scare me now.

  • Evil Dr. Zenwatt
    Evil Dr. Zenwatt

    Nonsense, this looks like a perfectly fine group of intelligent and considerate friends our cannibalistic Julia Childs has invited over for a kiddie treat. Infact, I’ve seen some of these fine fellows before, somewhere, long ago. This seems like it’s going to be a grand and wonderful party.

    Oh my, how unfortunate, the guest of honor has gone AWOL and is off her meds. This just gets better and better.

  • J/Metro
    J/Metro

    Wow…Wild Thing junk.

    I’m pretty sure that wasn’t in the Maurice Sendak version.

    –J/Metro

  • Drew
    Drew

    Where the Wild Wangs Are?

  • Julie
    Julie

    Wow, I just noticed the wang. The troll vag won’t stop staring at me. I think it’s smiling.

  • Evil Dr. Zenwatt
    Evil Dr. Zenwatt

    Oh sure, there can be an army of demons with countless “WINGS”, but it’s the “WANGS” (and…vaggies) that get all the press.

  • Drew
    Drew

    While everyone is so busy worrying about the wings and the wangs and the vags, the Wolf is going to eat everybody!

  • Nathan
    Nathan

    Just for the record, the politically correct term, I believe, is “lady parts.”

    • Robert
      Robert

      So vagoo and camel toe are right out?

      • Nathan
        Nathan

        I’m not sure — you might want to get in touch with your local chapter of NOW and get their input. They would probably be happy to clear up any confusion.

        If it helps at all, I am pretty sure that “camel toe” is used more to describe a condition — like “muffin top” — than as an actual anatomical reference.

        • Robert
          Robert

          Yeah, I tried calling NOW. They mentioned something about a restraining order if I didn’t stop bothering them.

          • Drew
            Drew

            According to Grey’s Anatomy, the current hip term is va-jay-jay.

  • Evil Dr. Zenwatt
    Evil Dr. Zenwatt

    So, this is what it has come to; seeking anatomical definitions from a televison sitcom/soap opera? We, within the non compos mentis scienific medical theatre, consider ourselves above these vulgar expressions. We prefer the more clinical terminologies such as…well, actually, we don’t talk about “it” much. We leave that to the gynecologists. Especially when it comes to children’s books’ fantasy flesh-eating characters.

  • Evil Dr. Zenwatt
    Evil Dr. Zenwatt

    What’s the appropriate wine for a Wild Thing to bring?

    And what’s with the Troll’s goat in bondage?

    What kind of party is this?

  • Novata Aetate
    Novata Aetate

    Perhaps the goat is the appetiser.

  • Nishido
    Nishido

    Troll genitalia now.